1. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them -  He'll clean them.
 

2. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
 

3. Don't put a question mark where  God put a period.
 

4. Don't wait for 6 strong men to  take you to church.
 

5. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 

6. God doesn't call the qualified,    He qualifies the called.
 

7. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
 

8. God loves everyone, but probably prefers  "fruits of the spirit" over religious nuts.

9. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
 

10. He who angers you, controls you!
 

11. If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

12. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
 

13. Prayer: Don't give God instructions -  just report for duty!
 

14. The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

15. The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you .          
 

16. We don't change the message, the message changes us.

17. You can tell how big a person is  by what it takes to discourage him.

18. If your treasure is on earth, you are going from it; if it is in Heaven, you are going to it.

19. Patience is accepting a difficult situation without giving God a deadline for removing it.

20. Choice, not chance, will determine your destiny.

21. The promises of God are certain, but they don't all mature in 90 days.

22. If you don't believe that Satan exists, try resisting him for a while.

23. Too many church members starched and ironed but not washed.

24. There are parts of the Bible which should cause us difficulty, but none which should cause us to doubt.

25. Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope.

26. He who kneels before God can stand to anyone.

27. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.