"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"
 

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        "Under same management for over 2000 years"

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        "Soul food served here"
 

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   "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"

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"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!"
 

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        "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
 

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        "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible"
 

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     "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"

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Tithe if you love Jesus!  Anyone can honk.
 

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        "What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?"
 

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        "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"
 

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        "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings"
 

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        "Forbidden fruit creates many jams"

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Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
 

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Come early for a good seat in the back.

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Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?

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The wages of sin is death.  Repent before payday!
 

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Preach the gospel at all times ... Use words only if necessary.
  

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        "Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"
 

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     "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies"
 

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        "If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"

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"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."
 

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"Are you wrinkled with burden? - Come to the church for a

face lift"

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        "To belittle is to be little"

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"The church is 'prayer conditioned'"
 

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        "Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you"
 

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        "God answers knee mail"

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"WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."

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"Exercise daily - Walk with the Lord."

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"The Bible is your Roadmap to Heaven"

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"Give God what's right, not what's left."

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"Life is short, Death is sure, Sin the cause, Christ the cure"

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